we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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