that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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