Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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