Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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