You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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