Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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