Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was confusing and full of hummus
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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