Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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