we have officially lost it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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