You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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