So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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