Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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