3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO