How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂