Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up