I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.