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• (760): View more from California

  Man, ugly runs in her family

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  yeah, big time

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  can you come get me at the bar

  (301): View more from Maryland

  ill be there in 10 min

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER

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• (516): View more from New York

  He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.

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• (951): View more from California

  I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?

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