So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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