So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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