Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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