we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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