So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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