Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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