he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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