It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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