What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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