did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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