whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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