so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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