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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
