She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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