I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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