ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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