I must be too annoying 4 u.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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