Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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