please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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