dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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