I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
try to milk me bitch
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