She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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