You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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