windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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