Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
