the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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