there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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