yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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