I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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