I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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