Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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