dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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