FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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