everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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