Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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