walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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