Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
