you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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