Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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