I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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